WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

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Oh my god a robot asked me a question. I just stepped into the future.

ROBOT: OFF

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Did that work?

Robot?

I think he’s gone. Anyway, my favorite inanimate object would have to be the animated spinning top. It’s inanimate until you spin the sucker, then look at that, a swirly animation!

What’s yours? Are you capable of having a favorite anything? Or are you a stupid robot?

Robot?

Oh that’s right, I turned you off. Suck it, bitch ass robot bitch.

Watevs...