Watevs...

An epiphany...

1. Michelle: i met this guy in Vegas and when he asked what I do, I said I'm a neuroscientist
2. he was like "bullshit, you're making that up"
3. I've gone, "please, if i were making it up, I'd go for some kind of interesting or sexy career"
4. there's nothing sexy about scientists
5. me: haha
6. i just realised something...
7. when i was on holiday
8. i met like 4 girls who were 'air hostesses'
9. ...those fucking liars!
10. Michelle: HAHAHAHAHA
11. sucker!!
12. me: and i engaged the conversation and everything!
13. "oh wow, i met an air hsotess yesterday!"
14. so stupid...
15. Michelle: hahaha that's hilarious
16. i've told people I'm an air hostess before
17. me: really!?
18. ahhh christ
19. im such an idiot
20. Michelle: yep
21. you are
22. me: but at least that means they were trying to seem sexier than they are... thats good
23. next time a woman tells me shes an air hostess im going to immediately ask if she wants to leave
24. hahaha
25. Michelle: hahaha
26. me: "airhostess? cool, wanna get outta here?"
27. Michelle: just cut to the chase
28. "You're an airhostess? Great, I'm a firefighting doctor... Let's go have sex"
29. me: u get the champagne, i'll prepare my fire hose
30. Michelle: I just need to locate the nearest exit, remembering that it might be behind me