this is what it's like trying to describe a... →
I must quickly rush out and do some drugs!
What did I do this weekend? Oh, just spoke to a... →
You’ll notice that he used the word “great” three times in one sentence in response to my question.
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rant about elevator advertisements
There’s ads in the elevator in my building that always try to make jokes about the fact that you are in an elevator, as if you are gunna be like WHOA HOW DID THAT AD KNOW I WAS IN AN ELEVATOR!??!? That’s the whole premise of every single elevator ad - it has to refer to an elevator. They get so hung up on referring to you being in an elevator that they forget to actually make sense or be...
When I switch on my retarded phone.
First off, it starts to vibrate for no reason, except maybe to let you know that it has acknowledged the pressing of the power button. There is no other hint to this, as nothing appears to happen at all for the first 5 or 10 seconds. The screen goes white for a few seconds, then the splash screen comes up saying HTC. Then this ridiculously loud jingle plays, and there is no way to make it not...
Manager of the Year, 2011...
This is what’s just happened on the other side of my desk partition. Very unprofessional manager lady: sits on the desk of one of her team members, says in very casual tone “So Jun, how’d you go at the doctors? You got Diabetes?” Timid Chinese woman: “Ah, no.” really long awkward pause. “they did some test and it’s not diabetes.” Very unprofessional manager lady: “Oh, well that’s good....
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