February 2009
4 posts
women's is the stupider gender
Andy: If ur ever guna do a pyramid scheme, make sure ur product is aimed at women. Tupperware parties are ridiculous; the women actually get all giddy and excited about how they are being ripped off! Lol, and the big trick involved? Its not lying, or scheming… its common children’s activities like fun trivia games where u win a “prize” valued at “$35.95” – a plastic sandwich container, which is actually worth about 10 cents, including shipping, Chinese child slave labour, and a 40% wholesale profit margin.
Marie bought me an ice tray last night. A standard plastic icetray, with a brilliant (pointless) Tupperware innovation… a LID! Yes that’s right, an icetray with a lid!!!! Wow!!
How much would u expect to pay for such a brilliant item?
Steve: id pay at least $2.37 for such an item!
Andy: No joke… I'm f*cking serious right now…. $41.95
THAT’S FORTY TWO AUSTRALIAN GOD DAM DOLLARS. WHAT THE F*CKING HELL IS THAT!!!!
I'm amazed… amazed at how ridiculous that is. I'm not even mad, I'm impressed. That’s so bad its impressive… its gone beyond badness and reached a state of awe... like hitler.
Yes I'm comparing Tupperware to Hitler. what?
Steve: ROFL $42 how the feck does that even work? how does that make sense to anyone. Did the lid have prada inscribed on it or something? Unless that icetray holds along the lines of 1200 cubes id say shes been had!
Andy: I rekon I can find a freezer on ebay for less than that. a whole freezer.
With a lid.
modern wisdom:
time flies when you’re on the phone to a woman
modern wisdom:
don’t force it, jiggle it.
